Rich, savory, spiced, and the perfect addition to any meal. Borani banjan and the tale of Paul the cyborg puffin and Rufus the Raucous Rooster is what you need tonight.
A delicious Afghani dish to it’s core, this this dish is incredibly easy to make and is absolutely delicious! Clearly, I’m partial to bharta however, the first time I had borani banjan in Delhi I knew I was hooked. Let’s just clarify two things: Eggplant is delicious, and bharta is a Punjabi dish and should be prepared in the Punjabi way. The other variations rarely have the smoky flavor and often have too much floaty or lumpy crap in it. So back to: go east, go west, Punjab is best.
I do love Punjab-isms. My FAVORITE of all time being Jatt risky after balti whisky. Pure comedic gold, I tell you. Also, not 100% wrong either. In fact, I’d dare say quite accurate. Ask a certain Mr. , and he would likely agree. But back to this dish, it’s delightfully easy to make, absolutely delicious, and not a looker, so even if you don’t get it exactly right, it will be amazing. The flavors are warm, spicy, and it’s just a wonderful hearty comfort food, if you ask me. Also, I always find that nearly anything eggplant based satiates the best of carnivores.
Now, on to the important things. Paul the cyborg puffin. I know we’ve briefly discussed the love story of Gerard and Susan, but Paul was different. He was a strong and independent puffin, the type to never settle down or share his schematics. But then came along Lola. She was a goddess. 7’2, 260 lbs, flowing crimson locks, and a villainous plan to turn Paul into scrap metal and Rufus into curry. Both men with unyielding devotion could never have prepared for such a woman or such treachery. However, fear not faithful reader, for Jolly Sing Dhillon will save the day. After Lola cruelly stewed Tommy, the rooster, in the prime of his life, Jolly vowed that he would not rest until Lola was stopped from ruining other innocent lives. Never again would Tommy chase the rain, chew on his favorite squeaky toy, or enjoy a fine cigar on a cold winter night. This is a tale of intrigue, love, heartache, and triumph over evil. It’s got it all. A bit like a delicious borani banjan.
No real hiccups or things to worry about in this recipe. It’s all very straight forward. I just suggest not drizzling the yogurt while the food is still boiling hot. Beyond that, I’d suggest serving it alongside reshmi kebab, pulao, and raita. Till the next edition of Paul and Rufus. Make merry.